“What house are you in?”
“Wfftitwff.”
When they were handing out consonants, Welsh got in line twice. This meant they got there late to the vowel party.
“Just throw some Ys in there. It’ll be fine.”
(Source: riddlemetom)
Dick: Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is, like, some new reality show called My Skank.
Logan: Goodbye, Dick.
Dick: What?
Logan: Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you’re pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I don’t know. That’s kind of a general invitation. If you don’t like my girlfriend, then just start heading toward the rectangle with the knob.
(Source: sallysdraper)
“I’d rather have a show that a hundred people need to see, than a thousand people like to see” - Joss Whedon
(Source: nick-lehane)
A seal helping a helpless turtle get back into the water.
THANKS FRANK
NO PROBLEM STEVE HAVE A GOOD SWIM MAN
(Source: ray-moro)
Oh my goodness, this #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBacon trend on Twitter is killing me with how great it is.
OCHIBAWOLF’S FIRST GIVEAWAY EVER!
The Prize(only one winner): Vintage furoku package. Included is a Prince Endymion and Princess Serenity tissue pack(never used), a triangle shaped box(you have to fold it) featuring Naoko’s art, and velvety cats, and also a chibiusa transparency. Everything is official, rare, and vintage!
To Enter: Each Reblog counts as as one entry. You may reblog only once per day. You do not have to be following me to enter. The winner will be randomly chosen this Friday, March 2nd 2012, at Noon(12) central time. Anyone can enter! I will ship this prize anywhere in the world.
Good luck to everyone!!!!!!!
i cannot even………….
There would be blood all over my kitchen if I ever even CONSIDERED attempting this.
^^
(Source: second-impact)